Dec 09, 2025

What's your favorite Simpsons quote?

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“It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Dec 9
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It’s my birthday!!!!!!!!!

Dec 9
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Agold00
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Happy Birthday!

Dec 10
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CleverRhino
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happy birthday bro

Dec 10
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AliBerry
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Happy Birthday 🥳

Dec 10
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Flash
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happy birthday! 🎂

Dec 10
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Happy birthday

Dec 10
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Haaaaappy birthday!!!

Dec 10
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IloveLeonbergers
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Happy birthday!

Dec 10
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liza
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happy birthday!!!

Dec 10
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Cockatoo
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Joyful anniversary of your birth to you!

Dec 10
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Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does Whatever A Spider Pig Does. Can He Spin From A Web? No, He Can't, He's A Pig. Look Out, Here's Comes The Spider Pig."

Dec 9
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Zefcat
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I have three kids and no money... Why can't I have no kids and three money?

Dec 9
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ilovemybostonterrier
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I never watched the simpsons and also yesterday was my first time commenting! I wasn’t aware there was a discussion going this whole time. Always just played the games and kept my streak going! I saw a comment under one of my posts yesterday and can’t respond to it so thought I would just post here

Dec 9
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liza
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ohhh okay!!!! that makes sense! we are happy to have you here commenting now!!!!

Dec 9
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liza
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also ive never watched them either except once my ap econ teacher played an episode for my class 100 years ago??

Dec 9
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Cee-Cee
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Wow 211 days that's wild you never noticed. I get it thou play the game and that's that like most games

Dec 9
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ilovemybostonterrier
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I’m happy to be commenting now! I can’t believe I never noticed for this long LOL

Dec 10
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Corgi
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"D'oh!"

Dec 9
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DO IT FOR HER 🥹😭

Dec 10
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Hephaesta
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I lost my streak, I'm so sad 😭

Dec 10
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liza
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noooooo ),: but at least youre back now!

Dec 10
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VivaciousElephant
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“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” - Homer

Dec 9
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"My cat's breath smells like cat food." - Ralph

Dec 9
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For someone who never watched the Simpsons, I found this reallyyyy difficult

Dec 9
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You and me both buddy

Dec 10
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ResilientLemur
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That's German for "The Bart The"

Dec 9
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JubilantGoldfish
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"I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?"

Dec 9
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Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can’t. He’s a pig. LOOK OUT!! HE’S A SPIDER PIG!

Dec 9
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It says choo choo choose me and there's a picture of a train

Dec 9
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WhimsicalKoala
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"Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?"

Dec 9
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WhimsicalKoala
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Chuffed to be in the top 50 for the first time, yay!

Dec 9
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may i see it

Dec 9
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WhimsicalKoala
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No...

Dec 9
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So hard to choose! There's so many awesome lines per episode!! 💛💛💛

Dec 9
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Y'all for Scattergories the first thing I thought of for an acronym starting with ‘I’ was “idgaf” and it said it was inappropriate so it didn't count 🥺

Dec 9
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Lol I put IRS and it made a comment everyone hates them because of taxes

Dec 10
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ResplendentDragonfly
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"I'm seeing double...Four Krustys!"

Dec 9
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SpeedySloth
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"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man." — Jebediah Springfield

Dec 9
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I'm Spanish, "Up and atom! Up and at them!" (I say it all the time in Spanish: "¡Vámonos, átomos! Venga, vámonos!", "Where's my burrito?" (In Spanish: "¡Quiero mi bocadillo!"), "I choo-choo-choose you!" (In Spanish: "Eres muy chu-chu-chuli"). And when Lisa plays with her peach tree (ofc, in Spanish)

Dec 9
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i’m just a big toasty cinnamon bun

Dec 9
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They taste like burning

Dec 9
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Homer " In theory communism works."

Dec 9
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WaitWhat
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D'oh!

Dec 9
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WaitWhat
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Ay! Caramba!

Dec 9
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WaitWhat
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Donuts…is there anything they can’t do?

Dec 9
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Nucular

Dec 9
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I haven’t watched simpsons

Dec 10
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Growing up, we used to have a Simpson bottle opener that made sound. It was Homer saying "MMM Beeeeer." Pop. Glug glug glug. "Oh yes! Oh yes! Woohoo!" Silliest thing ever.

Dec 10
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Eat my shorts

Dec 10
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"Testin..." [shockwave]

Dec 10
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Aye, Caramba! " I didn't do it "

Dec 9
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Beer…The cause of, and solution to, ALL life’s problems!!

Dec 9
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Oops. I think i got the quote a little wrong!

Dec 9
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No it is correct

Dec 10
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....the style at the time

Dec 9
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So I tied an onion to my belt, it being the style at the time. -grandpa

Dec 10
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To start press any key...I don't see the any key.

Dec 9
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It is actually “ I don’t see any any key.?”

Dec 10
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ReverentHedgehog
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❤️ The Simpsons theme! "To alcohol the problem and solution to all of life's problems"

Dec 9
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Oops its "the cause of and the solution to all of life's problems" another good Homer quote is Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand😁

Dec 9
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Its not said, but shown, "Do it for her"

Dec 9
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DynamicKookaburra
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I am so smart. S M R T.

Dec 9
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"Relax, Homer. At Globex, we don't believe in walls. Matter of fact, I didn't even give you my coat." Hank Scorpio

Dec 9
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Mine comes from the Hit and Run PS2 game; Bart says "Eat asphalt you asphalt eaters". I use to say that a lot when I was younger and my mom almost grounded me for it, until she realized I wasn't cursing. 🤣

Dec 9
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Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that

Dec 9
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My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

Dec 9
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ReverentHedgehog
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I was gonna put that one! Also dying tickles and I choo choo chose you for a valentine. I love Ralph

Dec 9
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Dee
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So who won the first week prize

Dec 9
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Maybe they announced on Discord server?

Dec 10
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definitely the entirety of steamed hams

Dec 9
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So I tied an onion to my belt.

Dec 9
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Which was the style in those days.

Dec 9
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“I got to quit smoking” - Nelson said after scoring a touchdown for the football team And “Mr. Simpson, these fumes are making me dissy.” Said be Ralph, and also “I’m learding!” Said by Ralph, and Yay, I won! I won!” Aldo said be Ralph I love the Simpsons SOOO MUCH!

Dec 10
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CharismaticAlpaca
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Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Dec 10
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Aye caramba

Dec 10
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Mmmmmmmm, soul donut. -Homer J. Simpson

Dec 10
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This is wrong in this particular episode of The Simpsons. Three of four. Homer opened their refrigerator and disillusion and said, “Mmmmmmmmm, forbidden donut.”

Dec 10
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HappyKookaburra
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"Lets go home kids" "but we are home" "That was fast"

Dec 10
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Why You Little! - Homer Simpson

Dec 9
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Oldsoulrose
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The whole will you take us to mt splashmore bit

Dec 9
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CosmicSapphire
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doh or mmm donuts - use both far too often

Dec 9
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@YeppeoGumiho think ive found my Christmas trilogy - watch this space - soon to be happy bunny at Aslan being resurrected 🙌🏽

Dec 9
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Woohoo! I'm glad you are able to watch them now! Such a great series!

Dec 10
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Definitely Steamed Hams

Dec 9
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"I'm in danger"

Dec 9
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DaringLion
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They killed Kenny!

Dec 9
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DaringLion
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Or, "And you want to be my latex salesman."

Dec 9
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you question the word of the almighty jimmy?!

Dec 9
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IloveLeonbergers
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I never got into that show. I’m more of a futurama girl myself

Dec 9
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Kawaaiichan
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I never really watched it, sorry guys

Dec 9
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DaringLion
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That's my favorite quote, too!

Dec 9
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DaringLion
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I almost lost a trivia game because I didn't know Homer Simpson's favorite brand of beer!

Dec 9
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JAMHANDS
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Well, that's a bit duff.

Dec 10
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Everything's coming up Milhouse

Dec 9
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UniqueCockatoo
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Doh!

Dec 9
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Skalbagga
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"He does whatever a...spiderpig does"

Dec 10
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Homer's "D'oh!"

Dec 10
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Kalthepal
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Duh🍩🍩🍩

Dec 10
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I am so mad. Scattergories didn't take IVAN as an acronym. It’s the acronym name of the robot at the science place in Six Minutes!

Dec 10
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Ok, it’s at Whittier corp and stands for Interconnected Voice Activated Network

Dec 10
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Sambucha if you are seeing this can have the PS5 please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😁😁😁😁😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😃😃😃😃🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏💀💀

Dec 10
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Do it for me please my name is Lars westmier PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅💀💀💀💀💀👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌💯💯💯🙏🙏🙏🙏🤔🤔🤔😃😃😃😃💩💩💩😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😱😱😄😄😄😄😅😅😅😅😅🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Dec 10
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PLEASE!!!!

Dec 10
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None the Simpson are stupid and I only played this to keep my streak alive. I hate cartoons.

Dec 9
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Same, my friend. I've never watched a single Simpson ep

Dec 9
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you'd probably like venture bros- it's made only for people who hate animation/cartoons

Dec 9
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I only watched Simpsomes when it was a short on Tracey Ullman show.

Dec 10
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The words you have typed could not be more wrong, my friend, the Simpsons are the greatest thing to ever be shown on TV.

Dec 10
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Map of the soul persona

Dec 9
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What flavor squishee did you get? Answer- BLUE

Dec 9
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If this were a question to me I would have gotten the super squishee, the one made entirely out of syrup, the one Bart and Mulhouse and Barney shared

Dec 10
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D'oh! xXx💜xXx

Dec 9
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I really don't have one sorry. I don't watch that too much anymore

Dec 9
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Cee-Cee
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I love Bobs Burgers that's funny

Dec 9
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yess friend! Tina the GOAT of that show

Dec 9
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i wanted to say my favorite simpsons quote

Dec 9
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Never watched it.

Dec 9
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Also, how do characters that are just cartoons within the reality of the show count as citizens of the town?

Dec 9
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then repeat to yourself it’s just a game i should really just relax

Dec 9
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Creative license?

Dec 9
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It's just a little _, it's still good, it's still good!

Dec 9
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Le grill!?!

Dec 9
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SnowFairy4262
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Domer

Dec 9
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InvigoratingGorilla
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"Eat my shorts"

Dec 9
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CuteCapibara
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I have never seen a full episode of The Simpsons.

Dec 9
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Great theme .Love

Dec 9
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