Save it. All spiders are welcome in my house cos they eat the mosquitoes.

The bed belongs to the spider now

The real horror story is that my mom told me she kept waking up in the morning with bug bites all over her and ended up washing all her sheets and pillowcases. Doing so, she found a small whole in her pillow where a whole family of spiders were living... :OOOOOO I'd die.

I'd probably try not to scream because I have a toddler sleeping next door. I'd most likely end up cursing loud enough for my husband to wake up because there is no way I'm going through that nightmare alone. Then I'd kill it and probably never sleep again.

Sing to it, make it a pie 🥧

I would have a panic attack & wake my husband up from his dead sleep to kill it.

Sell the house

Try to make it crawl on a piece of a paper so I can take it outside

Roll over and squish it!

Squish it!!

Brush it off the bed or escort it outside

Have my (braver than me) wife kill it!!!

Squish

keep it as my pet :)

Squish

Release it outside

🔥 then buy a new bed

I normally rescue spiders and set them free, but if it dared to crawl into my bed, I'm not sure I'd be so nice!

burn my house to the ground

Jump and scream most likely

I'd annihilate it, and I wouldn't sleep for weeks.

Oh Definitely save it, but I hope I never find a spider in my bed, I wouldn't sleep that night 😱

Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

I'd shoo it away - there's no space left with me and 3 dogs so it needs to find another place to have a snoozy

It’s the spider’s bed now. Jumping spiders get relocated, other natives evicted outside, exotics squished.

Burn the house down. …but really, I would politely, but very quickly, yell for my partner to come remove it, then probably sleep in the guest room. Depending on the size of the spider. Yuck!

Take it for a ride! vrrrroooom!

I'd swish a small one away, but something bigger - Scream!

I do not like this theme, because I hate bugs. If I saw a spider in my bed, I would scream.

I am having phantom itching from this theme 😩 I keep feeling like something is crawling on me.

I wouldn't squish it into my bed. That's disgusting. I would pick it up or flick it out and then hit it with a shoe, then wipe the guts and flush it down the toilet.

I believe spiders are good luck so I wouldn't kill it just gently push it off my bed and on its way. Unless it's a daddy long legs! they're no good lol

Squish, they can be anywhere but my bed

I try to co-exist with them… but not in my bed. Sorry, Charlotte.

Do you think Kleenex and Charmin ever imagined that our greatest weapons against spiders and insects would be their products?

I hated every second of this theme

Burn the house down!

One time I saved a giant wolf spider. I watched it happily crawl away on the patio…and then a lizard ran by and ate it. :/

Freak tf out

scream and tell my husband to kill it

TECHNICALLY Uncle Ben didn't say the line in the ORIGINAL comic run of Spider-Man. Sam Raimi is to blame for that though

scream on the top of my lungs until my mom comes to take care of it. i have a huge phobia of bugs spiders etc!!!!!

Swish it away and hope it crawled back out through the hole it came in.

aint gonna lie, burn the bed

Same thing as ood26

burn the house down

Take it outside the first time. If it ignores my warning then it's life is forfeit and I string it up as a message to the other spiders.

burn the bed

Leave it there for a cat to eat.

In my bed?! Sorry, you’re gone. Squashed. And most of the time I let spiders and centipedes be in my house because they do an important job. But my bed is sacred.

pick it up in a jar and let it out

Save it. My husband is scared of spiders and our wedding vows said I would take care of all of them.

If it runs away before I can kill it I am never sleep in that bed again. I am moving all of my stuff to a different room.

Definitely save it, my hatred of flies, make them a Gods send as natures perfect killer 🪰🪰🪰🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🪰🪰🪰🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🪰🪰🪰🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🪰🪰🪰🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🪰🪰🪰🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🪰🪰🪰🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️ xXx💜xXx

Save it, beter karma

Kiss it goodnight

Burn the whole building down! But honestly, I haven't found one since I live alone and that's a great thing because I don't know how I would deal with it. My brother was the one who used to kill them or bring them outside for us.

Scream if it's a huge on or just ignore if it's a small tini-tiny one. They want peace we want peace let them be they caus no harm, unless if it's a poisonous one, then we scream

Scream!

Burn the whole house down!

Squish it for sure

Save it , I usually keep / harbour wolf spider in my bedroom because they'll eat all the bugs n' creepie crawlies that I don't like having in my bedroom

Freak out

If it's anywhere but my bedroom i try to save them. But my bed is sacred and it must pay for invading my solitude with its life

Already happened. I screamed then caught it in a bowl (it was 5”) and took it to the woods 🕸️

Give my bed to the spider it earned it Loved the spiderwebs in Downwords

Scream, shout, cry, and call my wife for help 😂 I did not like todays theme

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Also, thanks for picking my bugs theme LilSnack team.

Kill it with fire 🔥🤣

Kill it

I save them unless they're the poisonous ones.